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New transmissions from the mothership: funny alien mugs, tees, and suspiciously wearable nonsense.

Cow Abduction Alien Hoodie

Cow Abduction Alien Hoodie

Cow Abduction Alien Hoodie

โ‚ฌ55,00
Sale price  โ‚ฌ55,00 Regular price  โ‚ฌ69,00
Arnold Portal Alien T-shirt

Arnold Portal Alien T-shirt

Arnold Portal Alien T-shirt

โ‚ฌ22,00
Sale price  โ‚ฌ22,00 Regular price  โ‚ฌ28,00
Ring Sitter Alien Mug

Ring Sitter Alien Mug

Ring Sitter Alien Mug

โ‚ฌ16,00
Sale price  โ‚ฌ16,00 Regular price  โ‚ฌ20,00
Trash Panda Contact Alien T-shirt

Trash Panda Contact Alien T-shirt

Trash Panda Contact Alien T-shirt

โ‚ฌ22,00
Sale price  โ‚ฌ22,00 Regular price  โ‚ฌ28,00
Desert Drift Alien mug

Desert Drift Alien mug

Desert Drift Alien mug

โ‚ฌ16,00
Sale price  โ‚ฌ16,00 Regular price  โ‚ฌ20,00
Alien Gothic Mug

Alien Gothic Mug

Alien Gothic Mug

โ‚ฌ16,00
Sale price  โ‚ฌ16,00 Regular price  โ‚ฌ20,00

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Classified Humor
Classified Humor

Classified Humor

Redacted files. Unredacted nonsense.

Everyday Abductions
Everyday Abductions

Everyday Abductions

Alien life meets human burnout.

I Want to Believe... But
I Want to Believe... But

I Want to Believe... But

For believers with commitment issues.

Arnold's Picks
Arnold's Picks

Arnold's Picks

The blob has chosen. Do not question him.

Meet Arnold

Chief Vibes Officer ยท Crash-Landed 2026

Arnold showed up one night with no instructions, no return address, and absolutely no idea how doors work. He's a sentient blob of alien goo who achieved consciousness and immediately decided to use it for hoodies and bad jokes.

He doesn't know why humans set alarms to wake up earlier than they have to. He doesn't understand taxes. He thinks "rush hour" is a competitive sport. But he does know one thing โ€” this planet takes itself way too seriously.

So he started Alien Mood. Funny tees. Cozy hoodies. Mugs that make your coworkers ask questions. All designed to beam a little otherworldly humor into your everyday life.

He's not here to probe you. He's here to make you laugh.

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