Too Tired to Be Abducted T-shirt

€26,00

€26,00 €31,50

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The beam is here. The ship is waiting. But this blob isn't going anywhere. Peak alien energy in one shirt.

ColorWhite

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Fast Shipping

Premium Quality

30 Days Returns

Fade Proof Prints

Premium Bella+Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight at 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).

Soft, breathable, and built to get better with every wash. Retail fit with tapered shoulders, ribbed knit collar, and dual side seams that hold their shape over time.

Tear-away label for zero irritation.

Ethically made — WRAP Platinum certified, Fair Labor Association member, no sweatshops.

Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. The DTG print is cured into the fabric — it won't crack, peel, or fade. Turn inside out for extra print longevity.

Orders are printed on demand and ship within 2–5 business days. Delivery typically takes 4–10 business days depending on your location. You'll receive a tracking link by email once your order ships. Not vibing with your purchase? We accept returns within 30 days. For full details, check our Shipping Policy and Refund Policy. Free shipping on orders over €75 | $90.

Manufacturer contact information

Name: Alien Mood
Email address: contact@alienmood.co
Postal address: Keurenplein 41, Box D9159, 1069 CD Amsterdam, Netherlands

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

Other compliance information: Meets EU REACH regulation requirements for textiles. Oeko-Tex Standard 100 certified fabric — tested for harmful substances and safe for skin contact.